(The following is a work of satire)

 

On January 10, 2020 Donald Trump tweeted this about Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi: “She will go down as perhaps the least successful Speaker in U.S. History!”

 

Fact check, Moron! Nancy Pelosi is the ONLY Speaker of the House! There have literally never been any other speakers!! I can’t believe we allowed this fool into the White House! Maybe if he actually read a book he would know that Nancy Pelosi has been alive for the entire nineteen years this country has been around. Ever since Judge Judy founded this nation in 1920, Pelosi has been right there with her speaking in her house! Have you not seen the countless episodes where Pelosi says “The parties have been sworn in. You may all be seated”?! We really need to rethink the system if it allows for these ignorant idiots to lead our country. In other news my parents had another divorce fight.